These digits were made for smoking

I love the concept in the following video.  Get those words out before they get away from you!

My fingers were smoking yesterday—not from a get-out-of-my-way standpoint but an I-can-get-this-to-a-second-grade-level-if-only-I-change-this-word-and-this-word-and-this-word-and-this-word standpoint.  Goodness!  I think like a second grader.  Why can’t I write like one?!