But yesterday I gave them a warning. “If you don’t behave
yourselves next time, I’m taking my megaphone and walking right out of here!”
I wouldn’t really do it, but the warning wasn’t without
justification.
In times past, one of the ladies told me, “If you’ve got any
sense left, it ain’t no picnic here. There’s always somebody crying, crapping their
pants, or dying.”
And sometimes they’re simply complaining, taking out their
frustrations about growing old on the bingo lady, wishing that the highlight of
their day wasn’t bingo.
I try to keep an honest game. If I don’t call a number and
one of them finds it covered on her board but the others don’t, I don’t let it
slide. After all, the winner wins a buck (even if it is Monopoly money). And it’s
true that some of them hear 17 when I call 29, so I can’t let anything slide.
But it happened not once but twice to a very vocal protester who grumbled at
length, thus making it difficult for the hard-of-hearing to hear. When one of
the guys got angry at her for getting angry at me, he said, “Jesus!” and then
the fight snowballed because, of course, the same someone got angry at him for
taking the name of the Lord in vain (although I’ve heard her do the same).
Oh, my. Bingo isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.
At any rate, most of the folks enjoy my presence. And as
long as I can hear, as I leave, the gentle chuckle of a gentleman saying “Bingo
Bonnie” to himself—I’ll just have to grin and bear it.
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