Lookout Mountain, Chattanooga

Thursday, December 15, 2011

A Christmas Quiz

Deck the . . .
a)      halls with boughs of holly
b)      tree with ornaments your kids made 20+ years earlier
c)      delivery guy for leaving a large box under the welcome mat
d)     husband for flirting with Santa’s helpers

Tis the season to be . . .
a)      Jolly
b)      Chubby
c)      Busy
d)     All of the above

Don we now . . .
a)      Our gay apparel
b)      Our pants that have obviously shrunk
c)      Our coats (most likely)
d)     All of the above

Troll . . .
a)      the ancient Yule tide carol (or, sing it, if you prefer)
b)      for change
c)      for fish
d)      ahead! (as in the outraged cry of the Three Billy Goats Gruff)

See the . . .
a)      blazing Yule before us
b)      amazing number of presents under the tree
c)      weight climb on the scales
d)     All of the above

Strike the . . .
a)      harp and join the chorus
b)      match and light a fire
c)      right balance between giving too much and not giving enough
d)     Maybe all of the above

Follow me . . .
a)      In merry measure
b)      As I run around like a chicken with its head cut off
c)      Over the river and through the woods to grandmother’s place
d)     On my blog

While I tell of . . .
a)      Yule tide treasure
b)      A jolly old man donning a red suit and riding willy-nilly through the sky
c)      Having to walk 10 miles to get to school through heavy snow
d)     Rudolph--he's been hitting the reindeer sauce a little bit too hard

Fast away the old year passes . . . No kidding!

Hail the new, ye lads and lasses . . . Make hay while the sun shines!

Sing we joyous, all together . . . even if you can’t carry a note in bucket!

Heedless of the wind and weather . . .
Neither snow, nor  rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night will keep Christmas from your doorstep.

Fa la la la la, la la la la!

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